It’s funny how many times someone will call a post or whatever “strong Terry Pratchett energy” when I was personally thinking “is this the spirit of Douglas Adams?” And it’s like a test if which weird brit with the Particular Writing Style you were introduced to first.
If the wry observations about human nature and social commentary have a tone of grim fatalistic resignation, it’s Douglas Adams. If it’s more of a call to action or working under the assumption that things can be improved, it’s Terry Pratchett.
the only thing funnier than chris fleming’s comedy itself is people on social media politely referring to him with gender neutral language because they’re not sure what to make of his whole thing
when i saw him he made a joke that started with, “so my girlfriend and i…” and there were ripples of confusion throughout the crowd and he said, “yeah, that’s always a big m. night shyamalan twist”
magnus gets steven a proper aquarium so he wont be in danger on missions but to keep steven from getting lonely he draws himself on the outside of the aquarium in fantasy dry erase marker send post
Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.
Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power
last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”
like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”
